-Ladybug! Ladybug!
Fly away home.
Your house is on fire.
And your children are all gone.
All except one,
And that’s little Ann,
For she’s hiding under
The frying pan.
A look a red thread too!!!
I don't know why you would own a frying pan that a child could hide under? A wok might be big enough but a frying pan no way!!!
And, to all my freinds thank you for all your support during this test that I am being tested by. I can't describe how difficult it has been to smile and be nice to every one at work the past few day. I keep my pocket New Testiment in my smock. It helps too.
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Is English your primary language?
Please tell us no......
Never mind the nasty comments MOCKing Bird. We all know the spell check is difficult to work with on Blogger.
You know, I had one of those giagantic frying pans! It saved my marriage. Literally.
My husband came home late one night/morning, smelling of liquor, smoke and with lipstick on his collar. The Lord spoke to me, and I followed His lead. I knocked Jesus into my Skip with that frying pan, and our lives are changed. He's a different man.
Blessings,
Joy
MockingBird.. If your wear out your Bible, check out PocketPower.org
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Oh, Mocking Bird! God IS good ALL the time!! Please remember that when this wait tests your faith. I ask myself daily: What would Jesus do?
I used to ask myself, "What would Jesus do?" but typically He would not answer. I guess He is too busy helping The Colts advance to the Super-Bowl and getting Beckham a $27 million contract. These days I ask myself, "What would Craig T. Nelson (TV's "Coach") do?" Invariably, the answer is "Eat a big stick of smoked beef jerky." Religion is freakin' awesome.
dear reese cup, you are a nut case
Funny, I thought her name was Joy. Now I have to go inscribe a new pocket bible in her name...
By the way, calling her a nutcase is quite un-CHRISTian of you. Tsk tsk.
I've missed you all. I went to download my Pocket Gospel from the website recommended here,
http://www.pocketpower.org/ and I got a box that said "click here" and my computer frozen for 2 days!! Has anybody else here ordered thier Pocket Gospel from here? I hope my computer virus doesn't spread here too.
Blessings
Just take your computer to church this weekend, have your preacher smack it and proclaim it 'HEALED!'
I know that worked with my cousin's brother-in-law's third wife's herpes.
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